
Appropriately enough for a book that was allegedly conceived while its author was lying drunk in a field in Austria, there are several mentions of the sauce, however the best one by a country mile is the description of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, a drink mixed with one ingredient that must be properly iced or the benzene is lost. Don’t panic...
Imagine, if you can, the following excerpt narrated by the late Peter Jones.
Here’s what The Encyclopaedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colourless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
He goes on to point out that the Hitchhiker’s Guide sells rather better than The Encyclopaedia Galactica...
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